I see the newlyweds are back from their honeymoon. My thoughts:
- Spencer’s hair looks like over-highlighted flames rising from his evil/ugly head
- Heidi looks like a Real Doll, which is fitting since that’s about how much personality/control she has.
- While their “elopement” didn’t include family or friends, it did include photographers from US Weekly and a film crew from The Hills. TrĂ©s romantic.


4 responses so far ↓
AGreenEyeDevil // December 2, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Please Jesus, let that be a blue mumu and NOT a maternity dress. Does.not.contribute.to.gene.pool!
angiesyounglover // December 3, 2008 at 12:27 am
before spencer spotted cameras, his hand was originally around heidi’s wrist.
lalaland13 // December 3, 2008 at 5:28 am
Well they aren’t married legally so this “wedding” was more of a big photo op. At least that’s how I understand the sitch.
Which reminds me, anyone else see that Hills parody on Letterman the other day? “Chilax! You’re making this sitch totes awk!” I love it for that exchange alone.
TheDomina // December 3, 2008 at 5:17 pm
These two make me ill. WHY does anyone pay attention to them?!?! They remind me of that super popular girl in high school who had the older, mentally abusive boyfriend who kept her firmly placed under his thumb.